DESERT RAT TEN COMMENDENTS [sic]
BY THE EDITOR (from Harry Oliver’s Desert Rat Scrapbook)
I
Thou shalt love the DESERT, but not lose patience with those who say it’s bleak and ornery (even when the wind is blowing).
II
Thou shalt speak of the DESERT with great reverence, and lie about it with great showmanship, adding zest to Tall Tales and Legends.
III
Thou shalt not admit other DESERTS have more color than the one on which you have staked your claim.
IV
Thou shalt on the Sabbath look to the Mountain Peaks so’s to know better your whereabouts, so’s you can help others to know the DESERT, dotting on the map the places where you have camped.
V
Honor the Pioneers, Explorers and the Desert Rats who found and marked the water holes . . . they tell you about the next water hole and try to help you.
VI
Thou shalt not shoot the Antelope-Chipmunk, Kangaroo Rat or other harmless Desert friends. (Keep your shot for a snake.)
VII
Thou shalt not adulterate the water holes nor leave the campsite messed up. Be sure to take 10 gallons of water with you. Don’t have to ask the other fellow on the road for a quart, but be able to help the tenderfoot by giving him some water.
VIII
Thou shalt not steal (from the prospector’s shack), nor forget to fill the wood box and water pail.
IX
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor; you know the mining laws; you know the whereabouts of his monuments.
X
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s sleeping bag, his gun, nor the contents of his canteen.
~ The End ~